For Betsy:


I have glass in my ass….

no, really,

I do.

It would be funny if it

were not

true.

But alas, my

ass

is

hurting right now.


And though

I wish I could

Blame

it on


the kids

or

the hubz

or my sister

losing

another

fucking

PHONE.


No,

i can’t

I just

sat on

a broken glass.


It was not

even

a

nice

French

crystal.


I

got it

at

Target.

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